Funny Shayari Collection for Whatsapp

Best Funny Shayari for Laughing.

Funny Shayari Collection. Read the Best Funny Shayari to send and impress your loved ones. This Page contains the largest collection of Funny Shayaris in Hindi and English to share on Whatsapp and Facebook.


कभी गरम कभी ठंडा पिया करों
SMS  कुछ नया-नया किया करों….
अरे कंजूस !!
कभी तो नेट पेक रिचार्ज करवा लिया करों
हम हंसी के डॉक्टर है…
रोज हमसे हंसी की खुराक  लिया करो…

DEAKH BHAI
Ladki Hun koi Noodle
Nai Jo 2 Min Mein
Tayar Hojayun !

Maine kaha Dilrubaa,
Usne kaha Paise dikha…
Maine kaha Paise nahi,
Usne kaha kaise nahi…
Maine kaha Mehengayi hai,
Usne kaha jaa tu mera bhai hai…

Jab se tu meri zindagi
se gayi hai, ByGod
zindagi Jine ka
Maza hi AGAYA

Wife ko begum kyon kehte hai?
Ans: Kyonki shadi ke baad sare
gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hai,
aur biwi Be-Gum ho jai Hai!!!

 

 

 

ताज महल क्या चीज है…
हम इससे भी अच्छी ईमारत  बनवा देंगे ,
शाहजहां ने मुमताज़ को मुर्दा दफनाया था,
हम  तुझे ज़िंदा ही दफना देंगे।

 

Best Funny Shayari for Whatsapp

Aarz hai Alladin ke pass tha ek jadui jin
Dil nahi  lagta hamara aapke bin
Stainless Steel me hota hai 0.2% tin
Khuda kare mast jaye apka aaj ka din
 
Modern Funny Shayari-
Arz hai…
Pink lips are the girls beauty,
Wah Wah
Pink lips are the girls beauty,
Wah Wah
Talent To Mujhme
Koot Koot Ke Bhara hai
Farak Bas Itna Hai Ki
Bareek Koot diya hai Isliye
Nazar Nhi Aata…

And Kissing them is the Boys duty. 
Aankhomein nami thi,
Aur vitamin ki kami thi..
Wah.. Wah..
Jis se raat-bhar chatting ki
Woh Girl-friend ki mummy thi..
 
  Parhna Mushkil Nahe hai,
Parhty Waqt Jo Neend
Ati Hai Us Py Control Karna
Mushkil hai…
Funny Shayari for facebook
Ek ladki ko dekha  toh aisa laga,
Dusri ladki ko dekha toh waisa laga, par jab
dono ne thappad maara, toh ek jaisa laga!
Dekh Jaan
Tere Pyaar me kitna
intezaar kiya
Aur ush Intezaar me
Naa jaane kitno se pyaar kiya..
DIL TOH SABKE
PAAS HOTA HAI,
LEKIN SAB
DIWALE NHI HOTE
BOOKS BHI SAB
KE PAAS HOTI HAI,
LEKIN SAB
PADHNE WALE NHI HOTE



Best Funny Shayari 

 

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